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Good Morning everyone, and welcome to my weekly Dream Journal entry. For this week's dream I'm going to explain to all of you the weirdness of my mind, and just how unpredictable it can get... like most everyone, I can't remember how it began, so I'm gonna go as far back as possible to what I first remembered. Here goes:
The dream started like most of my other dreams, I'm running away from something, or towards something, I'm still not too sure which. Packs of wolves were sprinting past me and there was fire and smoke all around me, then I fell through some kind of trapdoor into an empty void of darkness, and that's when it started to get weird from there. I opened my eyes and I was playing cards with my friend, but I didn't recognise him, I've never seen his face in real life, and we were playing Magic the Gathering, with cards that didn't exist. Except for one card I remember that actually was real, only because I have it in one of my Green decks. A Double-faced card called Lambholt Elder, which looks like this...www.magicspoiler.com/wp-conten… the only other card I remember is an artifact called Time Machine, which looked like the Tardus from Dr. Who. Then everything went black again and now I'm with my family, I don't know where we were going but judging by the way I was dressed, I guess we were going somewhere classy. But I guess my hair was dirty so I went to a public restroom and washed my hair in the sink with an orange worm (I'm not kidding), and when I rinsed my hair over the faucet, the water suddenly turned thick and red like blood and was starting to fill over the brim and spill on the floor. For some reason I dunked my head in again... All I remember after that was that I was naked with a boner of steel, in a big vagina-shaped boat screaming "Yaaaaa! I'm paddling the pink canoe!" and woke up to my brother giggling. Apparently I was talking in my sleep, because me commented on the "orange worm" and the "pink canoe" and that I wouldn't stop squeezing my pillow. Well! That's all I remember in my dream, kinda weird I know...
The dream started like most of my other dreams, I'm running away from something, or towards something, I'm still not too sure which. Packs of wolves were sprinting past me and there was fire and smoke all around me, then I fell through some kind of trapdoor into an empty void of darkness, and that's when it started to get weird from there. I opened my eyes and I was playing cards with my friend, but I didn't recognise him, I've never seen his face in real life, and we were playing Magic the Gathering, with cards that didn't exist. Except for one card I remember that actually was real, only because I have it in one of my Green decks. A Double-faced card called Lambholt Elder, which looks like this...www.magicspoiler.com/wp-conten… the only other card I remember is an artifact called Time Machine, which looked like the Tardus from Dr. Who. Then everything went black again and now I'm with my family, I don't know where we were going but judging by the way I was dressed, I guess we were going somewhere classy. But I guess my hair was dirty so I went to a public restroom and washed my hair in the sink with an orange worm (I'm not kidding), and when I rinsed my hair over the faucet, the water suddenly turned thick and red like blood and was starting to fill over the brim and spill on the floor. For some reason I dunked my head in again... All I remember after that was that I was naked with a boner of steel, in a big vagina-shaped boat screaming "Yaaaaa! I'm paddling the pink canoe!" and woke up to my brother giggling. Apparently I was talking in my sleep, because me commented on the "orange worm" and the "pink canoe" and that I wouldn't stop squeezing my pillow. Well! That's all I remember in my dream, kinda weird I know...
I'M BACK!!!
So I'm back after like a year and a half of... not being on, ever - or has it been longer? I dunno, it's been long enough that I totally forgot the last time I logged on, but that doesn't matter now cause I'm back, baby! What's new with me? Well, after my tragic breakup with my last ex, whom I have no desire to speak with, nor make contact with ever again, I met somebody else, and we had a good thing going for a few months, but alas, I didn't love him like he loved me, (I wasn't quite over my ex) and we eventually split, although, this didn't end as badly as my last relationship. I've been single since then, but I don't let that stop me from
100 Truths
I figured I'd give this a try since I'm bored and this looks like fun.
1.) Real Name: Christopher Lloyd Conley
2.) Nicknames: Gimp, Gimpy, Gump, Gumpy, and The Gump.
3.) Zodiac Sign: Virgo
4.) Gender: I'm a dude, bruh... Why else would I have a penis?
5.) Nursery: Never went to one.
6.) Primary School: Don't even know what that is... Is that like, private school?
7.) Secondary School: Never had one, I'm unedumacated! :dummy:
8.) Hair Color: Very dark brown, practically black.
9.) Long or Short: Medium
10.) Loud or Quiet: I've got a naturally loud voice that travels, people tell me to quiet down all the time.
11.) Sweats or Jeans: J
Updates!
So a lot has happened since my last post, and I'm going to start by apologizing for not being as active as I was, due to the fact that I just recently got a job working part-time - soon to be full-time - at a Sonic. - I'm pretty much the janitor there - The work is dull, boring, easy, and at times disgusting, but I've had worse, and the starting wage here really isn't that bad. Ten bucks and hour, and I usually work approximately 25 to 30 hours a week so I usually get three to four hundred dollar paychecks... I was planning on buying a crossbow with my first paycheck, but it turns out I didn't have enough money to buy it when I went to Capell
Birthday update
First off, I'd like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes, it really means a lot to me. Now that that's out of the way, it's time to tell you all about how my birthday went... Well, to put it simply, IT WAS AWESOME! I got shit-faced drunk, gambled at the casino, won $80 bucks at the Blackjack table, got into a fight with this dude and whooped his ass, I bought myself a set of throwing axes that I've been sticking into trees since I've gotten them, the Game of the Year edition of Oblivion, and a brand new bong. All in all I'd say this was a pretty great birthday. Oh, and I bought myself a few new Magic cards to improve my decks too. I got
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Lol, that's too awesome, I hardly remember any of my dreams. But I have a feeling they influence my drawings through my subconscious... And haven't you seen Inception? Everybody knows you never remember how your dream begins! XDXD