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  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: Everybody Rize by, Insane Clown Posse
  • Reading: My Facebook, Youtube and DA messages
  • Watching: Tucker & Dale vs Evil
  • Playing: My Khajiit (Skyrim)
  • Eating: Pork ribs, potato salad, BBQ chicken, etc.
  • Drinking: Beer, mead, Captain Morgan's, bourbon...
Well it's about time I finally got my god damned Diploma! You wanna talk about long weekends, this weekend felt like a fucking month to me! Since last Wednesday I've been preparing myself for the grand finale, graduation. Last Thursday my sister and I went to school to set up the multi-purpose room for the ceremony, setting up chairs and practicing our 'walk' for three hours. Once all that was over the fun began... the free food! In case you don't already know, I'm like a bottomless pit when it comes to food. We all had to wait for the food to be cooked, so while we were waiting someone out of nowhere decides that we should play Hide and Seek. I haven't played Hide and Seek since I was like 12, but I was bored so I was like "Fuck it, why not?:shrug:" and booked it towards the woods. I didn't stop running until I knew nobody would search for me back there, so I just laid down and lit a cigarette while they were out searching for me. When I used to play Hide and Seek as a kid I was the best hider, nobody could find me. I laid there in the bushes all wet and kinda muddy from the wet ground, watching this girl named Patrice calling out "Marco!" so I shouted "Polo!" and she obviously heard me, but she had no idea where I was. About 20 minutes later I hear my sister calling my name, saying how everyone was found and that I won so I got up and walked out of the woods. Everyone was curious as to where I was hiding and all I could say was, "This place I go to to cry" as a joke, but they took it pretty seriously and they all just looked at me like "WTF?" Anyway after my sister tells me that the food was ready I ran out of the woods like a bat out of hell and went straight towards the food.

Everyone got pissed at me for eating all the cheesecake, the ribs, the pork n' beans, the chicken and like half a bag of potato chips. Then when I went home I ate a lot more food; a bunch of stringed cheese, 4 PB&J sandwich's because of how easy they are to make, then I ate a cheeseburger. Stuffed like a turkey, I went straight to my bed and passed out after making a new character in Skyrim (I decided to try out the Khajiit) and sometime at around 3 or 4 AM I was having this really fucked-up dream that one of those damned Chestbursters came out (of my chest) screeching and snarling, then suddenly I wake up and run towards my door then blew chunks all over the front porch! :puke: My puking woke up my brother's girlfriend Kelly and she kept askign me "Are you okay?" but all I could say was, "BLAAARRRGGGHHH!!!" the whole time. When I was finished I said "I don't feel very good..." and not even two minutes after I puke my dog Sara comes out of the dark and started licking it up. The thought of her licking up my vomit was making me sick, especially since she was within ear-shot of me hearing the *slurp!* *slurp!* *slurp!* of her licking my puke up. So I opened my door and kept shouting "Get out of here dog!" but nope, she still kept licking up my puke like an all-you-can-eat buffet and so I kicked her away until I heard her yelp. Kelly got pissed at me and was like "What the fuck Chris! You didn't have to kick her!" and I nodded. I wasn't really feeling 100% the following morning, and I had no idea how much I puked until I looked out my door and realized that I had puked out my entire stomach contents. The smell was the first thing that hit me, it was overwhelming, there were flies everywhere! You couldn't even take a step anywhere near my door without stepping in the puddle! So I spent like an hour of my time cleaning up my mess with a hose... covering my nose from the smell the whole time.

I also had to see my Case Manager that day too, but I was still feeling under the weather so I left him a message and explained that I wasn't feeling good, that I threw up and that I would see him whenever I was feeling better. All my friends thought I was sick, but personally speaking... I think I just ate too much food. I spent most of my time on Friday laying in bed and playing my Khajiit character in Skyrim because it felt like someone punching me in the stomach from the inside whenever I stood up. Eventually I began to feel better and I hung out with ym buddy Topher (my sister's boyfriend), smoked a bunch of weed with him and watching him play WoW. Then my friend Tyler came to our door and he grabbed me, so we walked around. He 'prepared' me for graduation by smoking me so much weed that I was walking around stoned off my ass and seeing everything like it was a cardboard cut-out. when I walked home my sister and my mom wouldn't stop arguing about graduation and everything but I decided to stay out of it. I argue with my mom, a lot. More than my sister does. But unlike the arguments I have with my mom, which happen often but don't last long. When my sister fights with my mom, it's a fucking bloodbath! They were screaming their heads off at each other and throwing things, so I left. I was out of the picture, I did not want to get involved. Especially since I was hearing my name being dropped in their argument. I'm still not sure if they were talking about me or Topher (because me and him are both named Chris), but whatever started that fight, it didn't end until Saturday morning. The day of graduation! My folks were so pissed off that I was scared they weren't going to show up at the graduation ceremony.

When we left to go, I wasn't as excited as I thought I would be, in fact I was nervous. I put on my hat and gown with the rest of the class and we stood outside waiting for the 'signal' for us to walk. After the candlelighters went and did their thing, we walked and sat on the stage, watched the slideshow of all the students starting from their baby pictures to how they are now, when my picture came up they only had one picture of me and it moved on to another student. I kinda wish I had baby pictures to show during the slideshow, because I've got two I think would've been really funny to put in there. One was a picture of me as a newborn giving out the alien handsign, and a professional photo of baby me and my parents, it's funny because in the photo I'm flipping of the camera. I handed out flowers to those who played an important role in my life, and of course I gave flowers to my mom (thank God she arrived) and all my friends. I even gave a flower to my principal, because I originally planned to tell him off after I got my Diploma, but I decided to take the 'bigger man' approach to it. I'm glad I did too because I probably would've made a fool out of myself if I bitch-slapped my principal and said "Go fuck yourself!" in front of like 200 people. Anyway, I got my Diploma, got a bunch of pictures with friends and family... and recieved a graduation gift that was more like a kick in the face to me, because I got this book called '199 promises of God' and a tiny Bible. I'm like one of the most anti-religious people you'll ever know so I didn't really like the gift, but I still accepted it because I have deep respect for the people who gave it to me. My friend Charles' graduation gift literally brought him to tears. He got a family heirloom which I guess was highly sentimental among his family, an American flag that was from his great grandfather. I congratulated him and was happier for him than I had ever been.

After graduation I was invited to go to this afterparty with the Hjelvicks, a well-known family of Norwegian rednecks whose family history dates back to the founding of the town I live in (Brinnon) back in the 1800's. Anyway I hung out with them, had more than a few beers, exchanged stories and jokes with them, ate their food (which was fucking delicious I might add!) and had a really good time. I hung out with them until 6:00 until they dropped me off at my place... When I got home I could hardly even stand up because I was so drunk. Those Hjelvicks, let me tell you, they drink like a fish! Normally I don't get drunk unless it's a special occasion, but because I already graduated this was the perfect time to be drinking. Filled with beer, mead, and Captain Morgan's I hopped on my computer and started checking my E-mail like I usually do. That was until I got the biggest surprise in the world. My aunt Tonnie came in through the front door. She came all the way from Texas just to see us! She's still here too, sleeping on my couch as I'm writing this. I haven't seen her in six years so you can imagine how happy I was to see her, she knew I that was drunk (it was pretty obvious) and she told me stories about all these concerts that she went to. She told me about seeing the Kottonmouth Kings, Tech-9, Lamb of God, Dark Lotus, and ICP especially, considering the fact that she's a Juggalo. She continued telling me about the mosh pits there and how brutal they were, and she had the shiner to prove it. My aunt Tonnie is only like 40 something years old and she's more of a Juggalo than some of the most hardcore wicked clownz I've ever met! She even gave me a purple fedora that I'm actually wearing right now. I love fedoras! :la: They're the only kind of hat that I actually look good in... Anyway I'm really happy that I graduated and got all this shit done over with. Now I've got the world as my stepping stone, and I'm ready to take on whatever challenges I'll be facing. I just need my Social Security number first...:plotting:
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:iconfox-superior:
Fox-Superior Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Damn I'm late, but congrats anyway!
Looks like there had been a lot going on for you! O.o
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
More than enough to keep me busy, that's for sure! XD
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Fox-Superior Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Student General Artist
I bet, man. Not even have I ever been that busy.
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
These days I could really go for something to keep me busy... there's nothing.
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Fox-Superior Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Ah. You've tried looking for work?
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep, I've done some logging here and there, but I couldn't stand the heat of the sun beating down on me, so my next goal is the Port Townsend Fairgrounds. I might try and see what I can do to apply as a Carnie...
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Fox-Superior Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student General Artist
Hmm, carnie sounds interesting. Next year I wanna try out as a camp counselor at this awesome summer camp that does paintball.
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That'd be pretty cool, I haven't done paintball in a long time. Last time I did I think I was... 14? I can't remember. All I remember is I was covered in bruises and paint and had the most fun in my life, despite the fact that I was crying half the time... XD
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lilsweetmandee Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012
Congrats!!! :) :hug: and now I think I'm gonna be sick after reading all that lol :p
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol there's my graduation story... it was worth telling! XD
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lilsweetmandee Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
lol you always have interesting stories to tell :p
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Heheh!:blush: Thanks... people say I could be a writer with the way I tell my stories, or do Stand-Up. lol
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lilsweetmandee Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
and this is very true!! :)
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You really think I could do stand-up? :confused:
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lilsweetmandee Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
sure why not? :)
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well thats reassuring! XD
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Doberlady Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012   Traditional Artist
Congratulations!
I wish to see your pick in that square hat and robes :D
Never got one myself, in Europe we go in suits and evening gowns :lo:
Any plans for the collage? Collage were my favorite years...
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! :huggle: I'm kind of embarrassed by some of the photos because I have bad timing with them, like there's one where the whole class is smiling at the camera and I was yawning, so I made a really funny face. Stuff like that. But I wouldn't mind posting up a few photos, just like when I posted my Prom ID's. I did get a $1000 dollar scholarship to get me prepared to go to college, but I want to go to this Tattoo college in this town that's like an hour away from New Orleans. Thing is it's like $5600 bucks to get in and I live way up in the Northwest. Travel is expensive. So I gotta find a part-time job and raise up enough money to go there first. That $1000 dollar scholarship is my first step...
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Doberlady Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012   Traditional Artist
I hope you will get there! I will keep my fingers crossed :D
You could have a job that is somewhat a passion, and artistic expression, and that's a rare thing. I wish I could say that...
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Which is funny too, because I just went to this tattoo parlor today. It's only been in business for like six months and they're looking for new apprentices!:la: I showed them my artwork, left them my phone number and they gave me their business card. I'm hoping that they'll give me a call because I'm really looking foreword to seeing if they'll take me...
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Doberlady Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012   Traditional Artist
I will keep my fingers crossed for you :D
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! I think I'm gonna be on their ass on this one if they don't automatically accept me, I'll be going there tomorrow to see if they're interested. I'm gonna be bringing my Diploma to prove that I'm a graduate too. In Washington State you have to be a High School graduate in order to get an apprenticeship...
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jman098 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012
....... i watched you the whole way and i dont believe it. congrats
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You were there? Shit I didn't see you. I would've handed you one of those flowers if I had known you were there, where were you?
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jman098 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012
lol not at graduation. i meant the school year... i would have liked to come but i didnt even know the time etc. but congrats man.
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh it was like sometime around 3:00 or 4:00 or something like that, I can't even rememeber and I was there! XD
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jman098 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012
99.75
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What is that military time or something? loljk
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jman098 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012
im so happy tht i got venser
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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Sinaherib Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012
Congrats!!!
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks man, I'm so happy I'm done with all this. lol So how've you been? We haven't talked in a while...
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Sinaherib Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012
Everything as usual XD I've finihsed second year of my language courses.
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's cool, I've been okay for the most part. Lots of stuff's been happening and it's been keeping me busy...
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Melody-of-Teardrops Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012
Well, eh... Gongrats, kid! Try not to drink so much next time, ok..? But it's great that you graduated. :) What will you do now?
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
But... But I LIKE thinking! It makes me happy!^^ That's why I play Magic the Gathering. lol
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Melody-of-Teardrops Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
Well hardee-har-har, Mr. Wisepants. B-)
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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DailyBird Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Congrats!!!!
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you!:hug: I'm so glad I'm finally out of there! Now I can sleep in all day and not have to worry about being woken up at 6:00 in the morning... XD
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DailyBird Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: It's nice
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So nice!^^
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DailyBird Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Best part is realizing you don't have to be anywhere
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Exept for my case when I have to go out of town every Friday to run errands, other than that though everything is great!
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DailyBird Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yesh!
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Port Townsend is such a weird place...
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Lord-Skorg Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012
hey congratulations my friend!
holy fuck you made me laugh all long! You have a such hilarious way to tell :D Thanks for this!
btw what's a Juggalo?
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: lol I keep forgetting that there ain't any Juggalos in France. But thanks and no problem! I'm glad you liked it. Anyway this is a Juggalo...[link] [link] [link] [link]
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Lord-Skorg Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012
lol thanks!
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
But yeah I'm glad I'm finally done with all that. That school fucking sucked, too much drama... I hope the videos I showed you helped you to know what a Juggalo is. lol
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