First off, I'd like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes, it really means a lot to me. Now that that's out of the way, it's time to tell you all about how my birthday went... Well, to put it simply, IT WAS AWESOME! I got shit-faced drunk, gambled at the casino, won $80 bucks at the Blackjack table, got into a fight with this dude and whooped his ass, I bought myself a set of throwing axes that I've been sticking into trees since I've gotten them, the Game of the Year edition of Oblivion, and a brand new bong. All in all I'd say this was a pretty great birthday. Oh, and I bought myself a few new Magic cards to improve my decks too. I got a Throat Slitter, 2 Demon's Jesters, a Somberwald Sage, Exava the Blood Witch, and Ink Eyes, Servant of Oni... I've wanted Ink Eyes for such a long time, and now that I finally have her I feel complete! This sexy boob-rat furry is going into my ninjas, yo! Whoop whoop! My sister designed my birthday cake in the style of a Ouija Board, that was pretty cool. Chocolate cake is my favorite. Speaking of which, I didn't really get any "gifts" except for one... Seems like my family's been trying to appeal to my macabre fascination and decided to get me a Ouija Board for my birthday. I don't know what to make of this, I've never used one before... I'm still kinda skeptical about it. But now that I have one, I guess I can finally ask it what the winning lottery numbers are and win the big bucks... Or I might end up being possessed by the Devil, but we'll see how it goes when I to grow a pair and decide to try it out.