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TickleMeHoHo

But you can call me Chris...
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I'M BACK!!!

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So I'm back after like a year and a half of... not being on, ever - or has it been longer? I dunno, it's been long enough that I totally forgot the last time I logged on, but that doesn't matter now cause I'm back, baby! What's new with me? Well, after my tragic breakup with my last ex, whom I have no desire to speak with, nor make contact with ever again, I met somebody else, and we had a good thing going for a few months, but alas, I didn't love him like he loved me, (I wasn't quite over my ex) and we eventually split, although, this didn't end as badly as my last relationship. I've been single since then, but I don't let that stop me from being happy... I realized after a year that I liked being single better anyway; more freedom, less commitment, no bullshit! Anyway, I've been spending more of my time in the great outdoors. A little camping here, a shitload of fishing, some hunting here and there, I've taken to studying medicinal plants in my region, and even taken up Bushcraft! My newfound hobbies have taught me new skills I never knew just a year ago. I can make fishing lures out of old silverware, make fire with raw materials, skin animals in minutes and tan their hides into leather, identify different species of plants, animals, and fungi, and I even learned a few things about ancient Native American medicine from my ex's mom, who was a shaman. I've also been focusing on building a happier life for me amidst the chaos of my daily life, I haven't been searching for any work as far as jobs go, I seem to have a hard time talking to people without coming off as stand-offish, mostly I've just been making my money doing favors for friends and neighbors, which suits me just fine.

As far as art goes, I'm still drawing from time to time, but not as much as I used to, although the skill is still there, if not, more refined from my outdoor experiences. I've got some new drawings that I can post as soon as I get a working camera or phone in my hands. I've learned that with embracing outdoor hobbies, phones don't last for shit! One of them is sitting at the bottom of a lake, another one got shattered from too much contact with the ground, and the other one... I got mad and threw it. Anyway, I got a lot of art to look at and a lot of notifications to delete... I really missed you guys, hit me up when you can!
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100 Truths

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I figured I'd give this a try since I'm bored and this looks like fun.

1.) Real Name: Christopher Lloyd Conley

2.) Nicknames: Gimp, Gimpy, Gump, Gumpy, and The Gump.
3.) Zodiac Sign: Virgo
4.) Gender: I'm a dude, bruh... Why else would I have a penis?
5.) Nursery: Never went to one.
6.) Primary School: Don't even know what that is... Is that like, private school?
7.) Secondary School: Never had one, I'm unedumacated! :dummy:
8.) Hair Color:  Very dark brown, practically black.
9.) Long or Short: Medium
10.) Loud or Quiet: I've got a naturally loud voice that travels, people tell me to quiet down all the time.
11.) Sweats or Jeans: Jeans.
12. Phone or Camera: Neither, fuck technology!
13.) Health Freak: I smoke like a chimney, I drink like a fish, and I'll literally eat anything that's put in front of me... So no, I am not by any means, a "health freak."
14.) Drink or Smoke: Didn't I say it before? I smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish. I do both, regularly!
15.) Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yeah, but she probably doesn't feel the same about me, since she's more into big dudes with lifted trucks who listen to Country music all the time...
16.) Political orientation: Libertarian
17.) Piercings: One on my left ear, that I don't even have an earring for...
18.) Tattoos: Two, a dragon's head on my upper right chest, and an Anarchy "A" crudely inked on my left hand.

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
19.) Airplane: No
20.) Car *Accident*: Yes, many times. Mostly minor incidents since nobody was hurt, but the rig was definitely fucked!
21.) Fist Fight: Yeah, back in Middle School. I sorta grew out of that nonsense... Although I would resort to using my fists again if the situation calls for it.

FIRSTS:
22.) First piercing:  My left ear, I was 14.
23.) First Best Friend: My old friend Michael, whom I've known since I was only five years old. We still see each other from time to time...
24.) First Instrument played: Guitar, but I'm not a musical person.
25.) First award: I got a trophy for "most improved" back when I played Little League Baseball.
26.) First Crush: Her name was Haley, and she thought I was creepy... Definitely hurt my self-esteem.
27.) First Language: English.
28.) First Big Vacation: Went to Alaska around the time I was 6 years old, I barely remember the whole trip...

LASTS:
29.) Last Person you talked to: My sister's girlfriend.
30.) Last Person You Texted:  I don't have a phone...
31.) Last Person You Watched:  If you mean on TV, then the last person I watched was the News lady.
32.) Last Food You Ate: Hawaiian pizza, supreme pizza, and a Hot Pocket...
32.) Last Movie You Watched: Some really fucking weird and disturbing movie called The Beast. Saw it on Netflix.
34.) Last Song You listened to: Du Hast, by Rammstein.
35.) Last Thing You Bought:  Mealworms for my tarantula.
36.) Last Person You Hugged: My mom...

FAVES:
37.) Food: Chinese.
38.) Drinks: Fruit smoothies of any variety
39.) Clothing: Jeans, T-shirts, and a warm jacket - hoodies or flannel preferably - and boots.
40.) Book: Call of Cthulhu, by HP Lovecraft.
41.) Color: Red, black, grey, and occasionally blue or brown.
42.) Flower: Lotuses and water lilies.
43.) Music: Rock, Grunge, Death Metal, Industrial, Horrorcore, and a little bit of Country.
44.) Movie: American Mary, The Descent, Hostel, From Dusk Till Dawn, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, etc.
46.) Subjects: In School? Art, Science, History.


IN THE PAST YEAR YOU... 
47.) [] Kissed in the rain
48.) [X] Celebrated Halloween.
49.) [ ] Had Your Heart Broken
50.) [ ] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone
51.) [X] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation.
52.) [X] Used a Weapon 
53.) [ ] Breathed fire  
54.) [ ] Had an Abortion. 
55.) [ ] Done something you've Regretted  
56.) [X] Broke a Promise 
57.) [X] Kept a Secret 
58.) [ ] Pretended To Be Happy 
59.) [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
60.) [ ] Pretended To Be Sick 
61.) [ ] Left The Country  
62.) [X] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
63.) [X] Cried Over The Silliest Thing 
64.) [X] Ran a Mile 
65.) [X] Went To the Beach
66.) [X] Stayed Single 



CURRENTLY:
67.) Eating: Nothing.
68) Drinking: Nothing.
69.) Getting Ready To: Make breakfast.
70.) Listening To: Flash of the Blade, by Iron Maiden.
71.) Plans For Tomorrow/Today: I never make plans for my days...
72.) Waiting For: Thanksgiving.

YOUR FUTURE:
73.) Want Kids: Maybe...
74.) Want To Get Married: Fuck no!
75.) Careers in minds: A butcher, maybe?

WHICH IS BETTER ON A GIRL/GUY:
76.) Lips or Eyes:  Eyes.
77.) Shorter or Taller:  I don't care.
78.) Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous.
79.) Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: That's kind of a weird preference... I dunno how to answer this one.
80.) Sensitive or Loud: Loud, because I'm loud and I need someone whose as loud or louder than me.
81.) Hook-up Or Relationship: Don't care either way.
82.) Troublemaker or Hesitant: Troublemaker, hello! I need someone who's not afraid to get their hands dirty...

HAVE YOU EVER:
83.) Lost Glasses/Contacts: I lost those tiny screws for my glasses, but not the glasses themselves...
84.) Ran Away From Home: Yeah, back when my dad was an alcoholic tweeker I'd run away for weeks at a time without telling anybody where I was... In truth I was usually either camping in the woods, or staying over at my friend's houses.
85.) Held A Weapon, For Self Defense: Many times, but only against animals, not people... But I'd still rather shoot a person.
86.) Killed Somebody: Pff! I wish... And even if I did do you seriously think I would actually tell you about it?
87.) Broken Someone's Heart: I haven't been with enough people in my life to have even made someone love me to begin with.
88.) Been Arrested: Yeah, for many reasons. Assault, Battery, Possession, Vandalism, Drunk and Disorderly, Indecent Exposure, Trespassing, Probation Violation, Domestic Violence, Distribution, Reckless Endangerment, etc. I've been to jail enough times to actually get to know the guards there.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90.) Yourself: I'm the only person I believe in.
91.) Miracles: There's no such thing as miracles, only coincidence.
92.) Love at First Sight: No...
93.) Heaven: Not the Heaven in the Christian sense, but I do believe in some sort of afterlife of eternal bliss..
94.) Santa Claus: I stopped believing in Santa when I was 9.
96.) Magic: Magic is only a form of Science we have yet to understand...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97.) Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: Yes, but I can't have her... Unfortunately.
98.) Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: No. I'm 23 years old and still live with my parents, I work a dead-end job at Sonic scrubbing toilets, I haven't been in a decent relationship with another person since the eighth grade, and the only thing I have to look foreword to in life is a new crossbow, and a bag of weed... It's not that I'm "unhappy" with the way my life is, I'm just unsatisfied. There's a lot more I could be doing, but my lack of motivation holds me back from doing what I want...
99.) Are You Happy With The Person You're With: My right hand hasn't cheated on me so far, so I guess you could say I'm pretty happy with the "person" I'm with... If by person you mean the hand I jack off with the most.
100.) Post as 100 Truths and Tag five People:
Fuck this bullshit. I ain't tagging no one... If you wanna do this, go ahead and do it.
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Updates!

2 min read
So a lot has happened since my last post, and I'm going to start by apologizing for not being as active as I was, due to the fact that I just recently got a job working part-time - soon to be full-time - at a Sonic. - I'm pretty much the janitor there - The work is dull, boring, easy, and at times disgusting, but I've had worse, and the starting wage here really isn't that bad. Ten bucks and hour, and I usually work approximately 25 to 30 hours a week so I usually get three to four hundred dollar paychecks... I was planning on buying a crossbow with my first paycheck, but it turns out I didn't have enough money to buy it when I went to Capella's to go and buy the one I wanted, so I'll just wait until I have enough money until I decide to go through with that. So I bought a tarantula with my first paycheck instead, a Brazilian Pink-Toe. All I have to say is, this spider is beautiful! It's body is a dark greenish-blue with with little pink toes at the tips of its legs (hence the name) and an iridescent sheen on the backs of its legs that almost resembles opal. He's just a baby right now so he's not very big, but once he grows up he should be about five inches wide! Anyway, that's all for now. I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm still here, I'm still active, and very much alive... Until next time, this is TickleMeHoHo, signing off.
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Birthday update

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First off, I'd like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes, it really means a lot to me. Now that that's out of the way, it's time to tell you all about how my birthday went... Well, to put it simply, IT WAS AWESOME! I got shit-faced drunk, gambled at the casino, won $80 bucks at the Blackjack table, got into a fight with this dude and whooped his ass, I bought myself a set of throwing axes that I've been sticking into trees since I've gotten them, the Game of the Year edition of Oblivion, and a brand new bong. All in all I'd say this was a pretty great birthday. Oh, and I bought myself a few new Magic cards to improve my decks too. I got a Throat Slitter, 2 Demon's Jesters, a Somberwald Sage, Exava the Blood Witch, and Ink Eyes, Servant of Oni... I've wanted Ink Eyes for such a long time, and now that I finally have her I feel complete! This sexy boob-rat furry is going into my ninjas, yo! Whoop whoop! My sister designed my birthday cake in the style of a Ouija Board, that was pretty cool. Chocolate cake is my favorite. Speaking of which, I didn't really get any "gifts" except for one... Seems like my family's been trying to appeal to my macabre fascination and decided to get me a Ouija Board for my birthday. I don't know what to make of this, I've never used one before... I'm still kinda skeptical about it. But now that I have one, I guess I can finally ask it what the winning lottery numbers are and win the big bucks... Or I might end up being possessed by the Devil, but we'll see how it goes when I to grow a pair and decide to try it out.
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Been seeing a lot of these questionnaire things for DA's 15th birthday, and because I'm getting really sick of looking at my last post I was like, "Fuck it!" So here's my DA questionnaire thing for you guys. Enjoy...

  1. How long have you been on DeviantArt? Four years & counting...

  2. What does your username mean? Absolutely nothing, I just thought it was a good idea at the time... It was either TickleMeHoHo, or SiegHeilHitler... Which would you prefer?

  3. Describe yourself in three words. Lazy, nihilistic, procrastinator.

  4. Are you left or right handed? The fuck kind of question is that? You got something against us right-handed folk? That's racist!

  5. What was your first deviation? Pff! I don't remember... That was 4 years ago. Probably this one... Runic Wolf Ying-Yang by TickleMeHoHo

  6. What is your favourite type of art to create? Anthro art is fun, but lately I've been delving more in Horror and weird shit... You'll see what I mean when I stop procrastinating and get them posted.

  7. If you could instantly master a different art style, what would it be? I'm happy with the way my style is, thank you very much. But if I could, I'd master the art of murder, because being a serial killer is an art form of its own... Too bad it's illegal.

  8. What was your first favourite? I have no idea. Like I said, 4 years ago. You can't expect me to remember EVERYTHING I've done in that amount of time... I think it was this one? Wolfshade by wyldraven

  9. What type of art do you tend to favourite the most? Horror and Anthro art, mostly.

  10. Who is your all-time favourite deviant artist? I have too many to name... But I have always admired :iconjflaxman:'s work for a myriad of reasons. One: his artwork is unusual and at times, disturbing. I dig that sort of stuff... Two: His work is unique, and original. Three: I truly believe he is mad... Then there's my buddy :iconchricko: His work is everything that is right with art that is sick, twisted, and utterly disgusting. You don't believe me? See for yourself! I've always admired :iconsatanen:'s work, and was one of the first people I started watching when I made this account. I've watched her work evolve into the nightmarish horror is is today, and her comic "For You Satan" is funny as hell... no pun intended.

  11. If you could meet anyone on DeviantArt in person, who would it be? My buddies, :iconchricko:, :iconsaveimageas:, :iconlisa-im-laerm: & :iconsatanen: Because they're awesome people, as well as the only people I talk to...

  12. How has a fellow deviant impacted your life? By sharing ideas with me & giving me a new perspective of my art...

  13. What are your preferred tools to create art? Blood, semen, & human fecal matter, smeared on the walls... Just kidding! Pencils, ballpoint pens, & printer paper. I'm a very simple artist, I don't really buy into that whole digital paint tool mumbo-jumbo. Totally ruins the integrity of traditional art...

  14. What is the most inspirational place for you to create art? In the comfort & privacy of my own bedroom. I tend to think better when I isolate myself from the outside world...

  15. What is your favourite DeviantArt memory? My memory is worse than a goldfish's and you're gonna ask me that? You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

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