100 Truths

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I figured I'd give this a try since I'm bored and this looks like fun.

1.) Real Name: Christopher Lloyd Conley
2.) Nicknames: Gimp, Gimpy, Gump, Gumpy, and The Gump.
3.) Zodiac Sign: Virgo
4.) Gender: I'm a dude, bruh... Why else would I have a penis?
5.) Nursery: Never went to one.
6.) Primary School: Don't even know what that is... Is that like, private school?
7.) Secondary School: Never had one, I'm unedumacated! :dummy:
8.) Hair Color:  Very dark brown, practically black.
9.) Long or Short: Medium
10.) Loud or Quiet: I've got a naturally loud voice that travels, people tell me to quiet down all the time.
11.) Sweats or Jeans: Jeans.
12. Phone or Camera: Neither, fuck technology!
13.) Health Freak: I smoke like a chimney, I drink like a fish, and I'll literally eat anything that's put in front of me... So no, I am not by any means, a "health freak."
14.) Drink or Smoke: Didn't I say it before? I smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish. I do both, regularly!
15.) Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yeah, but she probably doesn't feel the same about me, since she's more into big dudes with lifted trucks who listen to Country music all the time...
16.) Political orientation: Libertarian
17.) Piercings: One on my left ear, that I don't even have an earring for...
18.) Tattoos: Two, a dragon's head on my upper right chest, and an Anarchy "A" crudely inked on my left hand.

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
19.) Airplane: No
20.) Car *Accident*: Yes, many times. Mostly minor incidents since nobody was hurt, but the rig was definitely fucked!
21.) Fist Fight: Yeah, back in Middle School. I sorta grew out of that nonsense... Although I would resort to using my fists again if the situation calls for it.

FIRSTS:
22.) First piercing:  My left ear, I was 14.
23.) First Best Friend: My old friend Michael, whom I've known since I was only five years old. We still see each other from time to time...
24.) First Instrument played: Guitar, but I'm not a musical person.
25.) First award: I got a trophy for "most improved" back when I played Little League Baseball.
26.) First Crush: Her name was Haley, and she thought I was creepy... Definitely hurt my self-esteem.
27.) First Language: English.
28.) First Big Vacation: Went to Alaska around the time I was 6 years old, I barely remember the whole trip...

LASTS:
29.) Last Person you talked to: My sister's girlfriend.
30.) Last Person You Texted:  I don't have a phone...
31.) Last Person You Watched:  If you mean on TV, then the last person I watched was the News lady.
32.) Last Food You Ate: Hawaiian pizza, supreme pizza, and a Hot Pocket...
32.) Last Movie You Watched: Some really fucking weird and disturbing movie called The Beast. Saw it on Netflix.
34.) Last Song You listened to: Du Hast, by Rammstein.
35.) Last Thing You Bought:  Mealworms for my tarantula.
36.) Last Person You Hugged: My mom...

FAVES:
37.) Food: Chinese.
38.) Drinks: Fruit smoothies of any variety
39.) Clothing: Jeans, T-shirts, and a warm jacket - hoodies or flannel preferably - and boots.
40.) Book: Call of Cthulhu, by HP Lovecraft.
41.) Color: Red, black, grey, and occasionally blue or brown.
42.) Flower: Lotuses and water lilies.
43.) Music: Rock, Grunge, Death Metal, Industrial, Horrorcore, and a little bit of Country.
44.) Movie: American Mary, The Descent, Hostel, From Dusk Till Dawn, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, etc.
46.) Subjects: In School? Art, Science, History.


IN THE PAST YEAR YOU... 
47.) [] Kissed in the rain
48.) [X] Celebrated Halloween.
49.) [ ] Had Your Heart Broken
50.) [ ] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone
51.) [X] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation.
52.) [X] Used a Weapon 
53.) [ ] Breathed fire  
54.) [ ] Had an Abortion. 
55.) [ ] Done something you've Regretted  
56.) [X] Broke a Promise 
57.) [X] Kept a Secret 
58.) [ ] Pretended To Be Happy 
59.) [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
60.) [ ] Pretended To Be Sick 
61.) [ ] Left The Country  
62.) [X] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
63.) [X] Cried Over The Silliest Thing 
64.) [X] Ran a Mile 
65.) [X] Went To the Beach
66.) [X] Stayed Single 



CURRENTLY:
67.) Eating: Nothing.
68) Drinking: Nothing.
69.) Getting Ready To: Make breakfast.
70.) Listening To: Flash of the Blade, by Iron Maiden.
71.) Plans For Tomorrow/Today: I never make plans for my days...
72.) Waiting For: Thanksgiving.

YOUR FUTURE:
73.) Want Kids: Maybe...
74.) Want To Get Married: Fuck no!
75.) Careers in minds: A butcher, maybe?

WHICH IS BETTER ON A GIRL/GUY:
76.) Lips or Eyes:  Eyes.
77.) Shorter or Taller:  I don't care.
78.) Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous.
79.) Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: That's kind of a weird preference... I dunno how to answer this one.
80.) Sensitive or Loud: Loud, because I'm loud and I need someone whose as loud or louder than me.
81.) Hook-up Or Relationship: Don't care either way.
82.) Troublemaker or Hesitant: Troublemaker, hello! I need someone who's not afraid to get their hands dirty...

HAVE YOU EVER:
83.) Lost Glasses/Contacts: I lost those tiny screws for my glasses, but not the glasses themselves...
84.) Ran Away From Home: Yeah, back when my dad was an alcoholic tweeker I'd run away for weeks at a time without telling anybody where I was... In truth I was usually either camping in the woods, or staying over at my friend's houses.
85.) Held A Weapon, For Self Defense: Many times, but only against animals, not people... But I'd still rather shoot a person.
86.) Killed Somebody: Pff! I wish... And even if I did do you seriously think I would actually tell you about it?
87.) Broken Someone's Heart: I haven't been with enough people in my life to have even made someone love me to begin with.
88.) Been Arrested: Yeah, for many reasons. Assault, Battery, Possession, Vandalism, Drunk and Disorderly, Indecent Exposure, Trespassing, Probation Violation, Domestic Violence, Distribution, Reckless Endangerment, etc. I've been to jail enough times to actually get to know the guards there.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90.) Yourself: I'm the only person I believe in.
91.) Miracles: There's no such thing as miracles, only coincidence.
92.) Love at First Sight: No...
93.) Heaven: Not the Heaven in the Christian sense, but I do believe in some sort of afterlife of eternal bliss..
94.) Santa Claus: I stopped believing in Santa when I was 9.
96.) Magic: Magic is only a form of Science we have yet to understand...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97.) Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: Yes, but I can't have her... Unfortunately.
98.) Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: No. I'm 23 years old and still live with my parents, I work a dead-end job at Sonic scrubbing toilets, I haven't been in a decent relationship with another person since the eighth grade, and the only thing I have to look foreword to in life is a new crossbow, and a bag of weed... It's not that I'm "unhappy" with the way my life is, I'm just unsatisfied. There's a lot more I could be doing, but my lack of motivation holds me back from doing what I want...
99.) Are You Happy With The Person You're With: My right hand hasn't cheated on me so far, so I guess you could say I'm pretty happy with the "person" I'm with... If by person you mean the hand I jack off with the most.
100.) Post as 100 Truths and Tag five People:
Fuck this bullshit. I ain't tagging no one... If you wanna do this, go ahead and do it.
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Here in the UK, not many 23 year olds can get housed, so have to live with family. The Tories abolished housing benefit for under 25's, so only the ones with high paying jobs can afford rent and because of the housing crisis and immigration you have to wait on a list which takes years anyway.