Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
About Varied / Hobbyist Member The Ho-Ho that Tickles...21/Male/United States Group :iconallhailsatanlucifer: AllHailSatanLucifer
 
Recent Activity
Deviant for 3 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 234 Deviations 20,021 Comments 21,020 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

Feel free to look through my gallery...:iconblackbangplz: But PLEASE comment before you fave my work... very important!

:iconcommentplz::iconcommentplz::iconcommentplz::iconcommentplz::iconcommentplz::iconcommentplz::iconcommentplz:

Favourites

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
..........$................... .................$.....
........$$.................... ..................$$...
........$$.................... ..................$$...
..........$$$................. .................$$$...
............$$$$.............. ..............$$$$.....
..............³$$$$..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. .$$$$³...........
................³$$$$..¶¶¶¶¶¶. .$$$$³...........
..............¶..$$$$$..¶¶¶¶.. $$$$$..¶.........
............¶¶¶..$$$..¶¶¶¶¶¶.. $$$..¶¶.........
............¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. ...¶¶¶¶.........
..............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶...........
................¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶...........
................¶¶........¶¶¶¶ ..........¶¶.............
................¶¶........¶¶¶¶ ..........¶¶............
................¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶..............
..................¶¶¶¶¶¶...... ¶¶¶¶¶¶................
........................¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶......................
........................¶..¶.. ¶..¶..¶......................
........¶..............¶...... ........¶..............¶.....
......¶¶...................... ........................¶¶....
......¶¶................¶..... .....¶................¶¶....
......¶¶..............¶¶...... ....¶¶..............¶¶.....
......¶¶..¶¶..¶¶..¶........... ...¶..¶¶..¶¶..¶¶......
..¶..¶¶..¶¶..¶¶..¶............ ..¶..¶¶..¶¶..¶¶..¶..
¶¶..¶¶..¶¶..¶¶..¶............. .¶..¶¶..¶¶..¶¶..¶¶
..¶¶¶¶..¶¶..¶¶................ ......¶¶..¶¶..¶¶¶¶..
....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶................. .....¶¶..¶¶..¶¶¶....
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

deviantID

TickleMeHoHo
The Ho-Ho that Tickles...
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
If you've stumbled upon this page, feel free to look through my gallery. If you like what you see don't be afraid to comment, I always appreciate feedback! I'm actually a pretty cool guy as you get to know me, sometimes I may not even make any sense to you... I'm a very open-minded person but fair warning, I'm am kind of cynical. But I am not a dick! As long as you treat me with respect, you will get the same treatment...

I don't always have the time to post my artwork on here since I'm practically always busy, so I don't get much time to myself... Okay that was a lie, I'm just lazy and I procrastinate. As for the things I like to do when I'm NOT feeling lazy and I decide to draw, it's pretty simple; I like to sketch and draw.

I don't do Commissions, I've never tried. I've never followed though with trades, because I am a bit of a procrastinator. But I think you're cool enough and worth the effort, I will follow through... Eventually. Also, I don't do collabs, and gifts are ONLY for my friends! But like I said, only if I actually like you... Some of you assholes are fuckin' weird!

My style as you can already tell is somewhat cartoony, and I also draw anthro/furry art occasionally; I'm a very patient artist who takes my time with my work. So you won't see any WIP's of mine until it is completely finished. Mostly because I hate having incomplete drawing in my gallery... It annoys the crap out of me.

I'm Irish/Norwegian and I live in a miserable little hick-town called Quilcene, located in Washington State. I'm a very extrovert person who loves to socialize with different people... Life here can only best be described as uneventful, There ain't much to say about this place.

The world is not an easy place to burn,
You'd have to set ablaze every tree and every fern.

If I were to attempt such an incredible feat,
I think I would fail, unless I were to cheat.

But I do believe others can accomplish this quest,
And with all do respect, I wish them the best.

And if one had actually set the world on fire,
I do believe they would be someone to admire

For their skill and ability to do such a thing,
Should leave them to rule the entire world as king.

________ _6666666666666________-
______66666_________66666______-
____6666_______________6666____-
___666__666_________666__666___-
_666_____6666_____6666_____666 _
666_______6__66666__6_______666-
66________6__66_66__6________66-
66________666_____666________66-
66______6666__o_o__6666______66-
66____66___66_____66___66____66-
66_6666666666666666666666666_66-
666_________66___66_________666-
_666_________6___6_________666 _
__666_________6_6_________666__-
____666_______6_6_______666____-
______66666____6____66666______-
_________6666666666666_________-
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

_____________________________________________,d88`******___
__________________________________________,d88`*********________
________________________________________,d8`************________________
______________________________________,d8****************_______________
____________________________________,d88**************..d**`____________
__________________________________,d88`*********..d8*`****______________
________________________________,d888`****..d8P*`********_______________
________________________._____,d8888*8888*`*************________________
______________________,*_____,88888*8P*****************_________________
____________________,*______d888888*8b.****************_________________
__________________,P_______dP__*888.*888b.**************________________
________________,8*________8____*888*8`**88888b.*********_______________
______________,dP________________*88_8b.*******88b.******______________
_____________d8`__________________*8b_8b.***********8b.***_____________
___________,d8`____________________*8._8b.**************88b.___________
__________d8P_______________________88._8b.***************_____________
________,88P________________________888__8b.************_______________
_______d888*_______.d88P____________888___8b.*********_________________
______d8888b..d888888*______________888____8b.*******________*_________
____,888888888888888b.______________888_____8b.*****______//_8_______
___,8*;88888P*****788888888ba.______888______8b.****_________8'________
__,8;,8888*________`88888*_________d88*_______8b.***________8'_________
__8e888*__________,88888be._______888_________8b.**_______8'__________
_,d888`___________,8888888***_____d888__________88b.*____d8'___________
,d88P`___________,8888888Pb._____d888`___________888b.__d8'____________
888*____________,88888888**___.d8888*___________________d8'_____________
`88____________,888888888____.d88888b__________________d88'_____________
_`P___________,8888888888bd888888*_____________________d88'_____________
______________d888888888888d888*_______________________d88'_____________
______________8888888888888888b.________________________d88'____________
______________88*._*88888888888b.________.db_____________d888'__________
______________`888b.`8888888888888b._.d8888P_______________d888'________
_______________**88b.`*8888888888888888888888b...____________d888'______
________________*888b.`*8888888888P***7888888888888e.__________d888'____
_________________88888b.`********.d8888b**__`88888P*____________d888'___
_________________`888888b_____.d88888888888**__`8888.____________d888'__
__________________888888.___d888888888888P______`8888888b.______d88888'
_________________,88888*____d88888888888**`________`8888b__________d888'
________________,8888*____.8888888888P`______________`888b.________d888'
_______________,888*______888888888b...________________`88P88b.__d8888'_
______.db.___,d88*________88888888888888b________________`88888888888___
__,d888888b.8888`_________`*888888888888888888P`______________******____
_/*****8888b**`______________`***8888P*``8888`__________________________
__/**88`___________
Interests
  • Mood: Disbelief
  • Listening to: My Enemies, by Twiztid
  • Reading: My E-mails
  • Watching: BoJack Horseman
  • Playing: Borderlands - the first one.
  • Eating: Hawaiian Chips and glazed donuts
  • Drinking: Water and Gatorade
So the last few days have been pretty interesting for me and my buddy Jordon to say the least, and by interesting, I mean utter and complete bullshit that would've possibly landed us in Guantanamo Bay... Literally! But let me start from the beginning. So I've been stuck at my house in Quilcene for the past month-and-a-half basically, and being bored off my ass from the lack of social interaction with another human being, I decided to go and see what all my friends were doing in Brinnon. Things went pretty well for the most part, except for when Jordon I decided to go to Port Townsend so he could see his kid, blah blah blah, anyway I ended up meeting his baby-momma's new boyfriend - a shady-ass motherfucking tweeker named Jagger.

So me, Jordon, Kaylee (Jordon's baby-momma), and Jagger were all on our way to the bank so Jordon could cash a check or something when Kaylee kept asking Jordon what was in his backpack, and he kept telling her "stuff you put in a backpack," but she STILL kept asking - more like DEMANDING to know what was in it, she was really persistent about it. Eventually it started to annoy the crap out of me - because I hate it when people do that shit - so sarcastically I said, "It's Anthrax and C4 Kaylee, Jesus Christ!" After that nobody said anything and we parted ways, everything seemed fine, y'know? Then Jordon and I went into DSHS, I got my Food Stamps, and after that we sat at the bus stop waiting for our ride home. I figured Kaylee got the memo when I said that shit, which explains why she stopped asking Jordon about the backpack. Wrong!

The fucking 400-pound Hippo went to her stupid friends house after we split, then started talking shit - like she always does - and must have instigated her to call the fucking cops on us after Kaylee told her about my Anthrax/C4 comment! We didn't even know the cops were after us until after we made it back to Brinnon and people were like, "Dude, the cops are looking for you guys! What the hell did you do?" By this point we were totally confused, we had no idea what the hell was going on; and to be honest I was kinda scared. I knew I had nothing to hide, I knew that it was only Kaylee's word against ours, but the thought of being searched for by Law Enforcement is a very scary thing to me; I don't know what's gonna happen, they might think I was actually being serious, and next thing you know I'm in prison for being a domestic terrorist... There was a lot going through my mind that day.

So Jordon and I decided to call the Sheriff's Office and explain our side of the story. I told them pretty much everything I could remember, and they took forever to call me back, but by the time they did I was kinda nervous. The sheriff asked me to explain what happened again, and I did in as much detail as I possibly could, and that was it. He said that my story matched up with Jordon's and that they weren't going to bother with this case, I instantly felt relieved! The day after that, everything seemed fine... until later on that night, we got an unexpected knock at the door. It was a cop. He asked for Jordon, I had no idea what was happening but I could feel my heart racing, and I knew that once Jordon walked back into the house it was my turn to talk to him.

I thought he was there to talk to us about the Anthrax/C4 situation. But as it turns out, he wasn't even there to talk to us about the fiasco that went on the previous day. Instead he was there to ask if I knew anything about a bunch of nasty shit that somebody apparently put on this dude's porch, and somehow mine and Jordon's name got dropped because of the man who we bummed cigarettes off of and asked for bus fair, the morning we went to Port Townsend, and he told the cop that it was us who did it. By this point, I was pissed off. I don't know who put that nasty shit on that guy's porch, but I'm a little upset that people would actually think that it was me! I'm too well-organized and germophobic, not to mention too old to even be doing childish stuff like that! So I told him everything I knew. I mean, the worst I've ever done to somebody's porch was the old-fashioned flaming bag of dog shit trick, and that didn't even work, the guy used a fire extinguisher to put it out... And that was when I was like 14.

I'm really starting to get the feeling that somebody out there doesn't like me, and they're doing everything they can to make my life as miserable as possible. News flash! It's not working, and what's worse is that I know who's doing this shit; fucking fat-ass Kaylee and her boyfriend Jagger... I think the whole reason why she's pulling this crap is because she's desperately trying everything she can to make sure that she gets full custody of her kid and Jordon never gets to see him again, as well as try to shatter mine and Jordon's friendship in the process. I never wanted to be involved with their fucking custody battle, and I would much rather be left out of it - it's not my battle to fight. But I'm not worried about it, because Jordon is a good, responsible father who would take a bullet for that kid. He doesn't have any criminal history whatsoever, he's got a place of his own, and is currently looking for work.

Kaylee on the other hand is already throwing herself under the bus. Now she may have a job at McDonald's unlike Jordon, but also unlike Jordon she's living in a tent with Jagger, has REALLY bad hygiene, smokes meth, and has a pretty extensive police record, mostly involving theft. All I have to do is leave an anonymous tip to her boss - who's a good friend of mine - that she's using drugs and they'll fire her as soon as she fails her UA. Now I know what it's like to suffer from addiction and trust me, it's ugly, it's a tough life, and it's definitely not something to be proud of... However there are some people who can use meth, and not make it a big part of their lives. Then there are those who just shouldn't be anywhere near the stuff, and Kaylee, unfortunately is the latter... Even when I was addicted I still had a sense of self-control; I wasn't doing it every hour of the day, seven days a week. I took it in small doses, because meth to me was like taking Adderall, it actually leveled me out instead of jacking me up.

Kaylee and Jagger the other day were kicked off of this dude Philip's house after Philip and his girlfriend were hearing rumors that they were bragging about how they were getting away with smoking meth in the tent in Philip's backyard - which turned out to be true, since they were bragging about it at the bar where Philip's girlfriend works. Now I know how Philip is, and he doesn't take kindly to people crossing him like that, especially when it comes to people using drugs on his property. It's only a matter of time before the cops have a little chat with Kaylee, and CPS will be on her case like flies on shit. I honestly hope that Jordon gains full custody of his son, because I look at that kid like a nephew. I would be devastated to see my best friend lose the one thing that truly makes him happy, and I will never forgive Kaylee for being the one responsible for it... But I'm pretty positive that the evidence he has against her is insurmountable as compared to what she's got on him. I mean it's obvious that she's desperate, especially when she's going as far as making claims that Jordon and I are fucking terrorists! Like, really? How stupid can a person possibly be to actually say that?

Anyway, I've been wanting to write about this for the past three days because it's still on my mind, and I apologize for how long this rant is. For those of you who actually have the patience to read this, I couldn't thank you enough. I mean, isn't it bad enough that I already have a strange police record as is? Countless MIP Charges, Possession, Distribution of a Counterfeit Substance, Threatening to shit on my mom's car and beating her with a rake, flinging hot soup in my dad's face, and now apparently I'm a terrorist!

I honestly don't know what could be any worse than that...

AdCast - Ads from the Community

×

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconsatanoy:
Satanoy Featured By Owner 6 days ago
again thanks dude!
Reply
:iconticklemehoho:
TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem bro! Keep up the good work...
Reply
:iconsatanoy:
Satanoy Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Ill' keep it!
Reply
:iconhewhostarvesoften:
HeWhoStarvesOften Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey Chris! Thanks for the fav of Misery's Eye II! How's the drawing coming?
Reply
:iconticklemehoho:
TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Almost finish with it, just gotta wrap up a few more minor details...
Reply
:iconhewhostarvesoften:
HeWhoStarvesOften Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
 Can't wait to see it!!!!
Reply
:iconticklemehoho:
TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Reply
:iconfoxco21:
FoxCo21 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav :) !
Reply
:iconticklemehoho:
TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem
Reply
:iconephemeral-d:
ephemeral-d Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:huggle:

;)
Reply
:iconticklemehoho:
TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondeathhugplz:
Reply
:iconephemeral-d:
ephemeral-d Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:tighthug:
Reply
:iconhewhostarvesoften:
HeWhoStarvesOften Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey Chris! House the drawing coming?!
Reply
:iconticklemehoho:
TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I haven't started on it yet. Still trying to think of a good place to take a picture so I can draw it... unfortunately that place is WAY up in the fucking mountains. lol
Reply
:iconhewhostarvesoften:
HeWhoStarvesOften Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, climb that mountain, dude! Gotta suffer for your art, man!

Hey, do me a favor! Look up kittythedestroyer and watch her account. Encourage her to start drawing more! She's a photog just like you! K?
Reply
Add a Comment: